$USELESS LAUNCHPaired with $USELESS
Your coin doesn't trade against SOL. It trades against $USELESS. Every buyer of your coin is a $USELESS buyer first.
PAIRED WITH $USELESS 🪙
100% BURNED 🔥
ZERO PROMISES 🤷
WHEN LAMBO? 🏎️
Welcome to Useless Launch
The launchpad that promises nothing. Every coin launched here is paired with $USELESS, and every 3 minutes its tax buys it back and burns it.
Zero roadmap. 100% of the tax burned. 10% of it burns $USELESS. The world's most honest launchpad.
ChainSolana · pump.fun
Next burn in–:––
Every paircoin / $USELESS
The cut10% burns $USELESS
Launch a coinEvery trade pays the tax, in $USELESSThe clock hits zero90% buys the coin back10% burns $USELESSEverything bought is burnedNo promises were made
Launch a coinEvery trade pays the tax, in $USELESSThe clock hits zero90% buys the coin back10% burns $USELESSEverything bought is burnedNo promises were made
Live launchpad data
Numbers that mean nothing.
Every figure is live from the engine. None of it is a promise.
–coins launched
–buybacks run
–bought back and burned
–$USELESS burned by the launchpad
0promised features
100%of the tax burned
∞pure uselessness
Why launch here
Why choose Useless Launch?
Other launchpads promise utility, roadmaps and partnerships. We promise a burn every 3 minutes. That's it.
Everything burns
A 1% tax on every trade. Every 3 minutes the launchpad claims it, buys your coin back and burns what it bought. No claim form, no team cut.
Honest by design
Nobody holds the fees. Nobody votes. Nobody promises a lambo. The tax becomes buybacks, the buybacks become burns, and the ledger shows every transaction.
The loop
Launch. Wait 3 minutes. Burn.
One clock runs every coin on the launchpad. When it hits zero, every coin does the same three things.
Launch
Your coin goes live on pump.fun paired with $USELESS, with a 1% tax on every trade. Its creator is a fresh engine wallet that only the launchpad runs.
Every 3 minutes
The clock hits zero and the engine claims 100% of the tax. 90% becomes one buy of your coin. 10% burns $USELESS.
Buyback and burn
What the buy brought in is burned on-chain in the same cycle. Supply drops on Solscan. Nothing is left sitting in a wallet.
The cut
All of the tax burns. A tenth of it burns $USELESS.
The launchpad does not keep the creator fee. It spends it, in public, every 3 minutes.
Fees leave the chart
The creator fee lands in somebody's wallet. It can be sold, kept or forgotten. None of it has to come back to the coin.
Burned0%
vs
Fees become burns
90% buys your coin back and burns it. 10% burns $USELESS. All of it, every cycle.
Burned100%
The $USELESS thesis
Every coin here is a $USELESS sink.
Coins on the launchpad do not trade against SOL. They trade against $USELESS. That puts the launchpad, its coins and $USELESS holders on the same side of every trade.
Buy pressure
To buy a coin here you need $USELESS first. Every buyer of every coin launched here buys $USELESS, and every buyback is paid in it.
Less float
The $USELESS paid into a coin sits in its bonding curve, then in its PumpSwap pool. When a coin graduates that liquidity is locked for good.
Literally burned
The tax is collected in $USELESS and never sold. 10% of it is burned on-chain, gone from supply. So far: –.
Model it
Model a day of volume.
Move the slider to model trading volume on a coin launched here. The 1% tax is split between the coin's own buyback and the $USELESS burn. Illustration only. We promise nothing.
Tax that day
$1,000
Illustration — not a promise of volume
Buys the coin back → burned$900
$USELESS burned$100
Kept by anyone$0
On the launchpad
The useless coins.
Frequently asked nothing.
What does Useless Launch do?
It runs buybacks and burns. Anyone can launch a coin through it. Every trade of that coin pays a 1% tax in $USELESS. Every 3 minutes the engine claims that tax, buys the coin with 90% of it and burns what it bought, and burns $USELESS with the other 10%.
Why is every coin paired with $USELESS?
Two reasons. pump.fun only lets a coin carry its own tax when it is paired with a token instead of SOL, and the tax is what funds the burns. And a $USELESS pair puts every coin on the same side as $USELESS itself: buyers need it, curves and pools hold it, graduated liquidity locks it, and the launchpad never sells it.
Is this the official Useless Coin launchpad?
No. Useless Launch is an independent project built by fans of the pair. It is not affiliated with the Useless Coin team. We just think every coin should be paired with $USELESS, and we burn some of it to prove it.
Who can launch a coin?
Anyone with a Solana wallet. Name it, add a logo, send the launch SOL. An optional dev buy is bought right after the create and sent to your wallet.
Who holds the fees?
Nobody. Each coin's creator is an engine wallet the launchpad runs. The tax is claimed and spent in the same cycle, and every claim, buy and burn is a transaction you can open from the ledger.
What is the roadmap?
There isn't one. Burns every 3 minutes, forever. If you need more than that, you are on the wrong launchpad.
Is this financial advice?
No. Digital assets can lose value. This page explains a buyback loop. Useless Launch is not affiliated with Solana Labs, pump.fun or the Useless Coin team.
Ready to waste your time?
Join everyone else launching coins that promise nothing and burn everything. Next burn in –:––.